despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via pagingme)

I have completed so little of my self recovery journey

I hate stupid society mandated breakfast hours. I want breakfast whenever i fucking want

NYC hates Waffle House. Pig bastards

I used to be rich and fabulous. Now I’m broke and barely fabulous.

ruinedchildhood:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

(Source: lildrpepper, via we-own-the-nightxo)

bronsonsnelling:

Me on a roof, extremely happy, doing what I do best. 

(via heyletsmakeout)

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

(via ickno)

Alcohol is jesus

(Source: cuntroversy, via cyberho)

laptopped:

that one kid who argues with the teacher on a regular basis and you just

image

(via flamingno)